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I've successfully messed up yet another pair of headphones.

why am I so good at that? gnah.

Today is very gnah. Felt ick, missed work and class. Got that feeling of being hungry, and the hungry makes me nauseated, and I know that eating would help the feeling but then I don't want to eat because I feel nauseated. THANKS, HUMAN BODY. WHAT THE HELL.

I want to skip dance class too but I think next week might be our practical and if I miss today then I can't arrange to dance with somebody to take it with and then things get really awkward the next week. Bleccchhhhh.

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Here is a story about me being an idiot:

Today in dance class, I showed up in flip flops. This does not work well, but I decided to leave them on because bare feet don't slide. Well. I was dancing with this guy and the first dumb thing I did was ask "Hey, do you smell barbeque?"

The guy looks a little embarrased and says "Oh.. uh.. It's me. I was cooking before I came here."

And I was like oh noooo and I laughed and told him a bunch of lame stuff about not really caring, I was just curious, and hey, I like barbeque anyway so there are worse things to smell like.

After this retarded tirade, I promptly stepped on the back of my left flip flop with my right foot and nearly fell. Fortunately he was able to catch me.

But god, I'm the smoothest.

LOL YOU SMELL LIKE BARBEQUE, I'M GONNA FALL ON YOU NOW.

lawl. GOD.