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went to the halloween store at the mall today. There seems to be a problem. No top hats. No canes. Except a pimp cane. And no pipes, except for one very stereotypically holmesy pipe as part of a "Casanova" costume that looked more like Hugh Hefner than Casanova. I need the other store but I don't know if it'll be around this year. :(!

Plans Potentially FOILED.

I suppose I'd still have to buy the deerstalker online anyway but but but I wanted the top hat and can because it AMUSES ME
:'(

And I'm still short a pair black slacks.